Dear Princess Celestia,
I am totes angry that I'm not the Princess of the Stars. This hate letter is for you because you obviously planned this since Season 1. I'm smart enough to know that. I've been studying Astronomy and working on my Magic like it's noponys' business. Star Swirl the Bearded ain't got nothing on me. Yeah, I said it! U wot m8?! Fight me irl!!! Meet me @ my castle.
bring knife
Your soon to be Over Lord,
Twilight Sparkle